First of all I want you to see this video.
See? fats cats can't do no wrong, we are strong and agile nomather how round our belly is.
I know, nobody has even seen me or Uxim jump a fence like this but we could if we wanted. ITS IN OUR BLOOD european cats are spider cats oh yeah! dont watch X Men, watch me!
All of this is because someone is not feeding us well enoguht, why? because its vets time and Swiss vets tease the owners of fat cats.
For the love of god we are in some sort of savage diet that would make any Holliwood start proud!! We are hungry!!!!