October 4, 2013

:-(

If you think your self esteem is indestructible, I dare you: get pregnant and wear one of those.

Oh yeah my friends, its not just that they are the ugliest things you would find in the lingerie department, or the dead flesh color they always pick, or the lace and bows they put trying to hide how mortifingly awful than piece of clothes is.

No, the worst comes when you actually (in bed, before standing up in the morning and with a lot of bad words) put it on and after a few hours you find yourself hiding between the bushes in the park taking them off because its impossible to breathe with that thing on.

(and no, I'm not the one in the picture, I'm not that brave).

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